January 2010
1 post
December 2009
2 posts
“Celebrity couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes might have thought twice about...”
– LONDON, Nov 17 (Reuters Life!) - A London-based translation firm is offering parents-to-be the chance to check the meaning of prospective baby names in other languages to avoid inadvertently causing their offspring future embarrassment.
Celebrity couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes might have...
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Treat Love Gently →
November 2009
10 posts
It seems I've been blessed by not knowing any of... →
What’s your take on it? Are they really that bad?
Woman passes driver's test after 950th try →
Why would she still even bother trying after hmmmm….I don’t know - the first 100 times!
Authorities say man stole car to make court... →
Kudos for wanting to make it to your court date on time but…what an idiot.
This man has to be one of the greediest, nastiest... →
Did You Know...
Three months after Charlie Chaplin died his corpse was stolen by two Swiss mechanics in order to extort money from the family. The robbers were captured and Chaplin’s body was found eleven weeks later. To prevent further attempts, he was reburied under concrete.
Today, I was working at my job at a kid's...
So sweet.
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October 2009
38 posts
Did You Know...
Any month that begins on a Sunday will include a Friday the 13th.
H1N1 Vaccine →
The thought of having this done was enough to make my hair stand on end. To see it being done…ugh.
A Poloroid A Day →
I found this both very interesting and humbling.
Best List of Funny Signs Ever →
The November Cover of Playboy →
Hmmm…wonder if the carpet will match the curtains.
7 Halloween Costumes To Avoid →
I couldn’t agree more. In fact I agree so much, I’m going to carry a tray of rotten old nasty eggs to help adorn the costume of anyone who’s made such a silly decision.
You’ve been warned.
Facebook....The Movie!?!?!? →
Can somebody please tell me how in God’s name this could be pulled of as even remotely interesting?
Love This Stuff →
As I’m trying in vain to lull my mind into sleep mode this seems to have re-energized it instead. That said, I don’t recommend this site if you’re wanting to catch some zzzz’s but otherwise…optical illusions never fail to amuse me.
WTF!!!
deleteyourself:
Masanobu Sato holds the world record for jerking off the longest…a numbing 9 hours and 58 minutes.
Do you have a girlfriend? Yes. What does she think of all this? Is she proud of you? Yes. She’s proud of me very much. What’s more, my family’s proud of me about this too. What’s your record for penetrative sex? I make love to her only a few times in a year, as she’s not really...
If Only I'd Been Quicker On The Draw Maybe I Could... →
Elvis’ hair trimmings sell for $15K
One Very Messed Up Broad
I don’t give a flying rat’s ass if she thinks she has an addiction…it’s revolting! If she needed an addiction she should have gone with heroin. Now THAT’S an addiction.
She’s an embarrassment to humankind let alone women.
Here’s what I’m ranting about: http://www.nationalpost.com/news/story.html?id=2060984
6 Going On 30
I dropped my son off at school this morning and as I was standing there watching him play (as a Mother is wont to do), I hear someone behind me talking about the weather.
“Yeah they said rain and maybe snow this morning. Then 6 degrees and cloudy this afternoon.”
I looked behind me and realized this very austere forecast came from a little boy who couldn’t have been more than...
“You know what I hate? Indian givers… No, I take that back.
— Emo Philips”
– Tumbled on this here:
http://www.tumblr.com/tumblupon/xxh3jrg62
WOW!!! I Feel So Inadequate →
No disrespect meant but seriously, wouldn’t you crap your pants if you saw this woman driving along beside you?
Are You Serious!?!?
So if life isn’t strange enough on a daily basis, I find this in my FaceBook inbox:
I saw your profile here today and it sparks my interest to know more about you for a sweet and lovely friendship that will lead into a relationship in future. I’m new on facebook and My name is ‘Kalu’ from Nigeria (West Africa). I am single and i work as a computer operator. well, I am here...
Best TRICK or Treat I've Heard of Yet
I found this here: http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/204206094/are-we-too-old-to-trick-or-treat-ask-metafilter
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I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreaters— but what was in front of our open door—was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said “Please knock.” So we did, and the door swung open...