So if life isn’t strange enough on a daily basis, I find this in my FaceBook inbox:

I saw your profile here today and it sparks my interest to know more about you for a sweet and lovely friendship that will lead into a relationship in future. I’m new on facebook and My name is ‘Kalu’ from Nigeria (West Africa). I am single and i work as a computer operator.

well, I am here looking for a faithful, caring loyal Woman that i will share the treasures in my heart with. I am looking for woman who is ready to build a good friendship that will lead into a relationship.

One who is Mature and will treat me like I deserve to be treated and a Woman that wont mind the distance between us. I need a very upright woman that knows what she want out of life. I am not here to cheat or lie because i have never debased my personality. I am very transparent and open-minded and you will get to know more of me over time.

I hope you don’t mind all what i have said. Kindly write me back if you’re interested.

Yours Sincerely,

Kalu.

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WTF! LMAO